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Post by happybunny on Jan 5, 2008 23:06:17 GMT
If you goto the 'one' website www.onerailway.com/tickets_timetables/stations_and_route_map and click on the "ask 'one' use our virtual assistant'... then type "kiss" in the question box, and click ASK.... she says : You asked: kiss My answer: Thanks for the offer but I'd rather talk about 'one'. HEHEHE how funny  she is very dedicated to 'one' ... she must be to not want to kiss me  Also try this: Goto the Ikea website www.ikea.com/gb/en/ .. scroll down and click 'Ask Anna' and then tell her "I love you" ... (turn the sound on for added effect ) she says "How nice. I must have been a great help to make you feel like that. Now, ask me a question about IKEA." Ha ha ha ha ha Also try saying to her "I want to sleep with you" or "you are cute" *happy bunny wonders why he wasted his money buying a wii console when he can have hours of fun talking to the Ikea and 'one' virtual assistants hehehe  imagine if they were real people |
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Post by happybunny on Jan 5, 2008 23:09:14 GMT
Oh BTW before you all start thinking im crazy... I have had about 5 GnT's tonight *thinks of another question to ask Anna* |
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Post by c5 on Jan 5, 2008 23:20:42 GMT
I must say I have some fun with them! The programmers do think of everything!!!!
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Post by Tom on Jan 6, 2008 0:21:12 GMT
Watch out for Swedes named Anna though. The last one I knew went AWOL...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2008 9:40:19 GMT
Ask Anna if she wants to get married! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Tubeboy on Jan 6, 2008 9:46:39 GMT
I just tapped in something a bit more risque, she said "You dont leave much to the imagaination"! ;D
You and me HB do have too much time!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2008 16:32:19 GMT
ROFL - gents, you def have far too much time on your hands. But at least those that programmed the assistant have a sense of humour ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2008 17:17:06 GMT
You asked:
what is your name
My answer:
I'm a 'one' virtual service representative. My name is Valerie which stands for Virtual Assistant London Eastern Railway - Interactive Expert.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2008 18:34:45 GMT
lol that is humor!! ;D
that could make you chuckle all day
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Post by happybunny on Jan 6, 2008 19:08:31 GMT
I asked Valerie why 'one' railway, is called one! She said: The name 'one' has been chosen for a variety of reasons. In coming up with the name, and more importantly the strategy for 'one', we took into consideration feedback from our recent consultation with staff, customers, passenger groups and local authorities. We have also set ourselves the challenge to be considered the 'number one' train operator delivering service excellence. Hehe number one.. thats funny she has also been on bbc news: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4586883.stm |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2008 19:14:43 GMT
say ''you look nice''
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2008 19:31:08 GMT
Oh now she shows her true colours: "Why don't you ask me something about "one" rather than my appearence" Could you imagine a LU/TfL one ;D You type: "You look nice". Reply "That's it, verbal assualt, I'm booking off sick for 3 months now!" ;D |
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Post by Tom on Jan 6, 2008 20:48:33 GMT
Just tell her to f*** off and wait for her reaction then!
I did apologise subsequently though...
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Post by Phil on Jan 6, 2008 20:49:44 GMT
We have also set ourselves the challenge to be considered the 'number one' train operator delivering service excellence. ..... so what will be the excuse when they change to NatExpress East Anglia? They've given up the idea of being No 1?? ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by edb on Jan 6, 2008 21:38:20 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2008 19:00:27 GMT
She refuses to talk to you if you swear at her too much.
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she is very dedicated to 'one' ... she must be to not want to kiss me 
imagine if they were real people
