Don't Talk To Me Like That!!!

Summer, July 2005 and its steaming hot.... Changing ends at Hainault platform 1, and am wandering down the platform... can hear these fast paced footsteps behind me, so I pegs up a gear and walk a little faster... Who-ever it was ran, and stood in front of me and in a 'very politely worded way' asked me where the Gents were... I said that there wasnt any actually on the station... so I get a load of abuse about us being useless. He then decides to stomp off down the platform to the subway... I guessed what he was doing... I thought, I'm not going to have you talking to me like that, so I am not going to help you... next thing, I hear all this commotion emanating from the subway..... I drops me bag and pegs it down the platform [despite a proceed aspect] found out that some elderly hady, had literally caught him red handed.... and proceeded to bash him with her bag... I wonder if he did get to spend his full penny...? I had a bit of bother explaining that to the guv'nor when he called me up asking for the reason of the delay... told him passenger action... Surprised my bag was still where I dropped it too...