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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2005 19:20:27 GMT
I have heard a story about a DR driver sat at a bar in Richmond station with a pint. A woman came up to him:
W - Which is the first one out? D - The train on the right. W - Oh, when will that leave? D - (Holding up pint) As soon as I've finished this.
I found that hilarious when heard it.
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Post by Phil on Sept 15, 2005 19:35:34 GMT
I found that hilarious when heard it. Maybe 20 years ago.......
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2005 18:36:18 GMT
lol thats excellent... sure it doesn't happen these days?
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Post by Phil on Sept 27, 2005 13:30:29 GMT
lol thats excellent... sure it doesn't happen these days? jn114: I suggest you talk to a few serving members of LU staff about Drugs and Alcohol policy before making crazy posts like this.
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Post by Chris M on Sept 27, 2005 15:04:01 GMT
While LU don't seem to have published their Drugs and Alcohol Use policy online (at least in such a way that google returns it near the top of the results for london underground drink and drugs policy), This PDF document published by Amicus sings its praises (and states that GMB also recommends it). The following are some quotes from it: The London Underground Limited (LUL) policy has been seen as a pioneer in establishing a sound Drugs and Alcohol policy. LUL employs safety critical workers and as such has a clear legislative duty to protect employees and the public alike from workers unfit through drugs or alcohol. Random testing is in place for safety critical workers and any worker tested positive faces disciplinary action. However, employees who believe they have a problem with drug and alcohol misuse are encouraged to come forward so that they can receive help in the form of counselling, rehabilitation and detoxification programmes, without the threat of disciplinary action.
London Underground Limited (LUL) LUL has a Drugs and Alcohol team consisting of four staff members based within their occupational health department. LUL has a strict Drugs and Alcohol Policy due to its many safety critical employees. The policy states that employees will not drink or take drugs at work, and will not turn up for work after having used drink and drugs in a way that could put their work at risk. Uniformed employees may not buy alcohol or go to a pub, and storing of alcohol in operational buildings is forbidden. LUL also uses random testing programmes for safety critical staff. Employees who have tested positive for cannabis, cocaine, ecstasy or other Class A drugs will face disciplinary action. However, employees who come forward to seek help will be admitted for acute detoxification, which involves residential treatment, programmes or support sessions. Aftercare involves group sessions twice a week. Employees who return to work after completing such a programme must sign a formal agreement outlining the behaviour expected of them. For the following six months the employee will be tested a couple of times a week and then reviewed. LUL has received some criticism in the media for sending staff, including safety critical staff, to private rehabilitation clinics for drug and alcohol addiction, which is ultimately funded by the tax payer. However an LUL spokesman commenting for a Times article on 7th May 2003, stated, “We are the only company in the UK which helps employees who come forward with a drug or alcohol problem, if it is safety critical work, they are tested several times a week for six months, their counselling is kept up and they are free to go back to work.”
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Post by Phil on Sept 27, 2005 15:30:20 GMT
As usual, Chris I can't top that (but you wweerreenn''tt doing it in firm's time were you?) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Chris M on Sept 27, 2005 15:39:34 GMT
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