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Post by Phil on Jul 27, 2005 11:50:40 GMT
This is one to test 'corniness'
Try to make up two-liners/riddles in which one line is the name of a station
Example:
Q What do signallers do to clear sticks?
A Turnham Green
NB- Cockfosters is BANNED ;D ;D ;D
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Post by q8 on Jul 29, 2005 7:55:13 GMT
Q Who polished Prince Albert's medals?
A Victoria
Q Which station will you never see a cat at?
A Barking
Q Which NR station are you most certainly NOT allowed to name in this thread?
A Sc*nthorpe
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Post by ejitrafik on Jul 29, 2005 16:50:21 GMT
Willybeer. ;D
For the real 'joke'... what station is head of parliment?
Upminster.
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Post by zman on Jul 29, 2005 18:25:58 GMT
I dare delve into the depths of this topic......you've been warned.  Q) Where would a racist skinhead live? A) White City Q) To make forceful contact with someone's private area, what would you need to do? A) Upney and finally (ugh)...... Q) What would you get if you didn't wipe your bum for two weeks? A) Mudchute You could call me sick, but I've been called worse ;D |
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Post by q8 on Jul 29, 2005 18:52:12 GMT
Q] Where would you find a blazing bush?
A] Becontree
Q] Exhausted runners gather here?
A] Mile End
Q] Where do yodellers live?
A] Swiss Cottage
Q] Where are the Saintly Trees?
A] St Johns wood
Q] Where would a racist worship?
A] Whitechapel
Q] Where would you find giants?
A] Wapping
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2005 21:01:38 GMT
If I want a yellow dilly (daffodil) where would i go to get one?
Piccadilly
that's so bad.
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Post by Christopher J on Aug 1, 2005 21:35:57 GMT
Where would you find a pi$$ed off King?
Kings Cross. ;D
(I'll get my coat... ;D)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2005 21:47:07 GMT
ROFL! nice one chris  |
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Post by Christopher J on Aug 2, 2005 3:02:04 GMT
Two more I've thought up:
Q: Where would you go if you wanted to buy a Corsa?
A: Vauxhall
Q: A street named after 007.
A: Bond Street
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Post by q8 on Aug 2, 2005 7:12:32 GMT
Q: Where would you go if you wanted to buy a Corsa? A: Vauxhall ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hmmm!! Does that mean a Corsa is not very reliable and you have to "Vauxhall" the way home?  (Here's the gun  ) |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2005 19:36:56 GMT
Hatton Cross
Lumberjack carrying a trunk sideways
Where do you obtain old furniture?
Burnt Oak.
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Post by Phil on Aug 5, 2005 14:17:40 GMT
Q: do you like Epping?
A: don't know- I don't think I've ever epped.
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Post by q8 on Aug 5, 2005 14:38:19 GMT
Q: do you like Epping?
A: don't know- I don't think I've ever epped.
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Never Barked or Tooted either I suppose?? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2005 18:37:14 GMT
Impregnable fence
Highgate
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Post by Phil on Aug 6, 2005 8:45:01 GMT
Where does a dressmaker find an assistant?
Pinner
Where did the old farmer leave his plough?
Harrow-on-the-Hill
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2005 20:19:54 GMT
Paint something this colour to deter graffiti Blackwall They had a lot of offspring Seven Sisters  A rather odd body piercing [and painful too...] Prince Regent You'll find a bird here all day Heron Quays Good people go here Angel A band that 'sings' [use term loosely] All Saints Put your hard earned cash here Bank A window with a sea view Bayswater flowers on a roundabout Island Gardens Upset the royalty and be brought here Earl's Court |
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Post by q8 on Aug 9, 2005 15:12:44 GMT
Where all the spin doctors live.
Paddington (think about it)
Russian Actor
East Ham
American Actor
West Ham
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Post by Colin on Aug 9, 2005 22:10:47 GMT
A rather odd body piercing [and painful too...] Prince Regent You need to amalgamate that with the next station along as it's actually a Prince Albert. Sorry to be picky !! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2005 19:43:04 GMT
You need to amalgamate that with the next station along as it's actually a Prince Albert. Sorry to be picky !! ;D You CAN have a Prince Albert, but NOT a Prince Regent! Thats what I mean about it being odd. |
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Post by Colin on Aug 10, 2005 20:43:20 GMT
I stand humbly corrected.
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Post by Chris M on Aug 10, 2005 20:47:25 GMT
Tea party at a big house
Boston Manor
Portcullis
Tower Gateway
North American liquid
Canada Water
Big entrance
Highgate
7th Avenue
Bond Street
Scargill's Forrest
Colliers Wood
The way to Scotland
Caledonian Road
Sweet Flour Alley
Pudding Mill Lane
Previous entrance
Aldgate
Deputy's justice
Barons Court
Coastal depression
Shoreditch
The wife's garden
Queen's Park
I think thats enough for now
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2005 20:48:43 GMT
Well done Awkward 42! Dont make me laugh, cos it hurts.
Memories of Margate Beach
Elephant & Castle ;D
Next doors big entrance
Archway
Smuggled Contraband gets sent here
Custom House
A bit cold in this part of town
Eastcote
entrance opposite the previous entrance
Aldgate East
a mineral without much use
Chalk Farm
Heavy weight high up
Alperton
Grand Central
Earls Court
Religious building with a sharp point
Hornchurch
The Way to Plymouth
Devons Road
Odd coloured car
Greenford
Singing Trees
Gospel Oak
Caught in the river
Snaresbrook
Someone who wants is all
Stanmore
brightly coloured traverser
Redbridge
lots of building objects
Brixton
exotic fruit drink served here
Limehouse
Sort of round, like
Oval
Lay up your boat here
Moor Park
He certainly aint that
Russell Square
and finally.....
Noisy meat in this part of town
Clapham North [or South]
This is great fun, pity about being unable to use the banned station on the Pic...
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Post by zman on Aug 13, 2005 1:32:36 GMT
Where the sheep hide...
Shepherd's Bush
When a man is sexually aroused...
Northwood (and no, I'm not interested in what St. John is doing)
When one wants to have additional trees and grass...
Moor Park
Where Arabic women go to create their own head coverings...
Maida Vale
What Prince Philip usually has to settle for...
Queensway
And for the life of me, I can't come up with a riddle to go with Walthamstow Central.
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Post by Phil on Aug 13, 2005 10:04:41 GMT
This is great fun, pity about being unable to use the banned station on the Pic... OK then- we've all been creative so let's lift the ban and see how many different ways we can get Cockfosters into a riddle (and yes I did say riddle ;D ;D ;D). |
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Post by Colin on Aug 13, 2005 11:36:07 GMT
Definition of an Irishman with a pint in his hand-
Cockfosters
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Post by Christopher J on Aug 13, 2005 14:52:46 GMT
An exotic Island:
Cyprus (DLR)
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Post by q8 on Aug 13, 2005 19:42:01 GMT
Definition of an Irishman with a pint in his hand- Cockfosters. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nah! that's an Australian with his favourite drink in one hand and his favourite toy in the other. |
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Post by zman on Aug 13, 2005 19:48:15 GMT
When your friend Stan has been gaining a lot of weight
Stanmore
What you need to do to prepare for a blackout or earthquake.
Stockwell
What you do when you ask your best friend to spot you a tenner until payday
Borough
When precipitation the size of golf balls hits North London
Tottenham Hale
A cobblestone road
Old Street
Where the priest puts his headwear after he's finished
Hatton Cross
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Post by q8 on Aug 13, 2005 19:48:58 GMT
Well gays go to Cockfosters.
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Post by zman on Aug 13, 2005 19:50:54 GMT
Well gays go to Cockfosters. Well, I was going to say: "How does an Aussie open a beer?" But if YOU insist..... Also, another one... Describes a couple that raises roosters Cockfosters |
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