Post by Chris M on Mar 19, 2010 14:38:41 GMT
"Adverse weather" doesn't affect Pimlico, but it does lack "sane HR"
"Customer incidents", "Signal failures" and "Signalling problems" happen everywhere
"Tresspasssers" are not a problem at Hillingdon
"Congestion" and "wrong sticks" don't affect Balham and Vauxhall, they're also the only stations not in "Epping Forrest"
"track circuits" don't cause problems at Debden (but their "failure" does)
St John's Wood doesn't have a "fire alarm", but it does have a "fire alert"
Bank is not subject to "police requests"
"competent management" exists everywhere except Sudbury Hill
Debden is not in the "Solway Firth", Bank isn't in the "River Clyde".
Balham and Oakwood are not in danger from the "River Tyne" or the "River Severn"
Acton Town and Oakwood likewise from the "River Humber".
St John's Wood is the only station not in the "River Lea"
Pimlico is not in "East Enders",
Ruislip is not in Tottenham, Tottenham is not in Ruislip.
The "space race" bypassed Hillingdon and Loughton.
Temple is not in fashion.
Archway and Canary Wharf aren't "mobile"
you can't phone Blackfriars, while "facsimilies" will not reach Borough or Northwood. "Emails" are innacessible in Borough, Bow Church, Hornchurch, Northwood and Woodford.
Balham, Oakwood, Oval and Vauxhall aren't connected to the "Internet"
Chigwell and White City lack "Roman fora"
You can't "invade" Borough or Bow Church.
Balham and Maida Vale don't have a "crown court"
Debden and epping don't go in for "Royalty", while "Pope Benedict" wont be found at Vauxhall and Balham, Oval and Vauxhall aren't keen on a "president". Loughton lacks a "kaiser" and the "Tsar of Russia" isn't likely to visit Debden any time soon.
No "oyster" at Balham, Bank, Vauxhall and Wapping
you can depart everywhere but you can't "arrive" at Loughton or St John's Wood
There is no Temple to "Darwin", "Brunel" didn't visit Oakwood. There is no "golden boy" in Chiswick Park.
"Tube stock" don't serve Wapping, "sub-surface" trains omit Hillingdon
"Ford Prefect" didn't go to Balham, Bank or Vauxhall, "Arthur Dent" wasn't a native of Pimlico (it isn't part of "Earth" afterall), "Marvin" wasn't a fan of Stockwell, "Slartibartfast" did not bestow fjords on Upney. "Hitch Hikers" might as well avoid Oval. "The book" contains no entries for Piccadilly Circus, Ruislip or Wapping - although everywhere is "mostly harmless".
There is no "paranoia" about Mudchute,
There are no "space ships" or "biplanes" at Woodford, "barges" at Pimlico, "lorries" or "helicopters" at Bank nor "aircraft" at Debden and Upney. St John's Wood lacks a "carriage", while "coaches" are not to be found in Kilburn just as "cruise iners" are absent from Oakwood. "Concorde" never landed at Balham, St Paul's or Vauxhall, nor did an "air baloon" visit Mudchute.
"Customer incidents", "Signal failures" and "Signalling problems" happen everywhere
"Tresspasssers" are not a problem at Hillingdon
"Congestion" and "wrong sticks" don't affect Balham and Vauxhall, they're also the only stations not in "Epping Forrest"
"track circuits" don't cause problems at Debden (but their "failure" does)
St John's Wood doesn't have a "fire alarm", but it does have a "fire alert"
Bank is not subject to "police requests"
"competent management" exists everywhere except Sudbury Hill
Debden is not in the "Solway Firth", Bank isn't in the "River Clyde".
Balham and Oakwood are not in danger from the "River Tyne" or the "River Severn"
Acton Town and Oakwood likewise from the "River Humber".
St John's Wood is the only station not in the "River Lea"
Pimlico is not in "East Enders",
Ruislip is not in Tottenham, Tottenham is not in Ruislip.
The "space race" bypassed Hillingdon and Loughton.
Temple is not in fashion.
Archway and Canary Wharf aren't "mobile"
you can't phone Blackfriars, while "facsimilies" will not reach Borough or Northwood. "Emails" are innacessible in Borough, Bow Church, Hornchurch, Northwood and Woodford.
Balham, Oakwood, Oval and Vauxhall aren't connected to the "Internet"
Chigwell and White City lack "Roman fora"
You can't "invade" Borough or Bow Church.
Balham and Maida Vale don't have a "crown court"
Debden and epping don't go in for "Royalty", while "Pope Benedict" wont be found at Vauxhall and Balham, Oval and Vauxhall aren't keen on a "president". Loughton lacks a "kaiser" and the "Tsar of Russia" isn't likely to visit Debden any time soon.
No "oyster" at Balham, Bank, Vauxhall and Wapping
you can depart everywhere but you can't "arrive" at Loughton or St John's Wood
There is no Temple to "Darwin", "Brunel" didn't visit Oakwood. There is no "golden boy" in Chiswick Park.
"Tube stock" don't serve Wapping, "sub-surface" trains omit Hillingdon
"Ford Prefect" didn't go to Balham, Bank or Vauxhall, "Arthur Dent" wasn't a native of Pimlico (it isn't part of "Earth" afterall), "Marvin" wasn't a fan of Stockwell, "Slartibartfast" did not bestow fjords on Upney. "Hitch Hikers" might as well avoid Oval. "The book" contains no entries for Piccadilly Circus, Ruislip or Wapping - although everywhere is "mostly harmless".
There is no "paranoia" about Mudchute,
There are no "space ships" or "biplanes" at Woodford, "barges" at Pimlico, "lorries" or "helicopters" at Bank nor "aircraft" at Debden and Upney. St John's Wood lacks a "carriage", while "coaches" are not to be found in Kilburn just as "cruise iners" are absent from Oakwood. "Concorde" never landed at Balham, St Paul's or Vauxhall, nor did an "air baloon" visit Mudchute.